Quotes

Quotes that I find interesting or funny in no particular order.

Yellow cake

We made some yellow cake and I gotta say, it tasted very high quality.

— Nile Green (2021)

Drinking fountain

The water coming out of the drinking fountain on the west wall of plating is piss warm.

— Anonymous (2018)

Expectations

If at first you don't succeed, reduce your expectations until you're a success.

— Stuff Made Here (2022)

Wisdom

Making mistakes is the path to wisdom.

— Gabe Newell (2018)

Africa

In africa it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual, at the end of the day, it's night.

— Osvaldo12 (2019)

Compact disc

If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one?

— Cave Johnson (1982)

Brown

There are so many good browns out there! The bark of a majestic tree, the amazing woodgrain of your favorite videocassette recorder, fresh coffee beans, delicious chocolate, really, brown is the color of some awesome stuff!

— Technology Connections (2020)